the guy on the couch

I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show,
A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes, Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain And celluloid heroes never really die.
oh,
yeah.. I had one of these the other day.
maybe it was just a shitty BK (I live in the middle of nowhere, so 15 miles away)
but I was not impressed, I think the bacon was left over from breakfast and it was only one slice.
and it had a minuscule amount of hot fudge and caramel.
the bacon milkshake I had Skyway Jack’s make me (wasn’t on the menu) was 1000x better.
if you’re ever in Saint Petersburg, go there instead.
love,
- me.

oh,

yeah.. I had one of these the other day.

maybe it was just a shitty BK (I live in the middle of nowhere, so 15 miles away)

but I was not impressed, I think the bacon was left over from breakfast and it was only one slice.

and it had a minuscule amount of hot fudge and caramel.

the bacon milkshake I had Skyway Jack’s make me (wasn’t on the menu) was 1000x better.

if you’re ever in Saint Petersburg, go there instead.

love,

- me.