the guy on the couch

I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show,
A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes, Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain And celluloid heroes never really die.

bad idea of the day #157

The Billion Dollar Movie


April 15th, 1912

The RMS TItanic is attacked by the Black Pearl, just before the crew of the Pearl can commandeer the ship, it transforms into a giant robot and fights it off and disappears into the cold icy water.

meanwhile, in London, a young boy discovers he’s a wizard… and is taken under the wing of a spy with a license to kill. 

two young lovers from the Titanic make their way to Gotham, where they have a son, Bruce Anthony. 

NASA learns that the Titanic is from a lush forest planet called Pandora, and it will return to destroy the Earth unless The Heart of the Ocean is dropped into one of the active volcanoes on Pandora

The US government asks the young wizard, 007, the captain of the Black Pearl and Bruce Anthony who has taken up the mantle of The Iron Bat to save the world…

I’m about to start up a Kickstarter

about to watch Iron Man on FX
still my favorite suit.

about to watch Iron Man on FX

still my favorite suit.

“your silence is deafening.”

your silence is deafening.”

I am Gary-Tor (Gary of the house of TOR). Join your own Kryptonian House with the #ManOfSteel glyph creator http://bit.ly/10nsgOy

I am Gary-Tor (Gary of the house of TOR). Join your own Kryptonian House with the #ManOfSteel glyph creator http://bit.ly/10nsgOy

“more peanuts, please”

“more peanuts, please”

watched The Dead Files last night.
worst. paranormal show. ever.

watched The Dead Files last night.

worst. paranormal show. ever.

come on Pacers! play smart and play defense.

come on Pacers! play smart and play defense.

Happy birthday to the Oscar, Golden Globe, Grammy and Tony nominee, Mr. John. C. Reilly!

Happy birthday to the Oscar, Golden Globe, Grammy and Tony nominee, Mr. John. C. Reilly!